In honor of the inauguration, I thought it would be fun to highlight some words* of wisdom from past and present U.S. Presidents to remind us just how lucky we are to live in a country that allows us to vote for our leader.
You might remember some of these influential quotes:
And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. -President Abraham Lincoln
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. -President George Washington
My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. -President John F. Kennedy
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. -President Franklin D. Roosevelt
I did try and fuck her. She was married. -President Donald Trump
I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. -President Donald Trump
Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. -President Donald Trump
Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything. -President Donald Trump
Happy Inauguration Day, Americans.
*This post was inspired by my friend A.S. Thank you for being smart, funny, and, while extremely masculine, not a disgusting “pussy grabber.”