Prez Sez What?


In honor of the inauguration, I thought it would be fun to highlight some words* of wisdom from past and present U.S. Presidents to remind us just how lucky we are to live in a country that allows us to vote for our leader.

You might remember some of these influential quotes:

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. -President Abraham Lincoln

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter. -President George Washington 

My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. -President John F. Kennedy 

It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something. -President Franklin D. Roosevelt

I did try and fuck her. She was married. -President Donald Trump

I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look. -President Donald Trump

Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. -President Donald Trump

Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything. -President Donald Trump

Happy Inauguration Day, Americans.

Trump quotes were pulled from Access Hollywood video footage transcribed by the NY Times

*This post was inspired by my friend A.S. Thank you for being smart, funny, and, while extremely masculine, not a disgusting “pussy grabber.” 




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